Welcome to the Official Blind Owl Underground Marketplace. It's been a long time coming and we're happy to let you know that all of our products are guaranteed to make you feel real nice inside. All Products are guaranteed and made as you order them, so they're hot when you get them. We're a bit if a grassroots organization founded with love, so this is all a lot of fun for us. These products are guaranteed to be easy on the eyes and they sure don't hurt if you're trying to make a good first impression. Our return policy is easy-peasy. We hold payment until product is received and customer is satisfied. If you don't like our products for some reason, send it on back and we'll refund the money for ya. No hard feelings, okay?